Weekly #2 — Zyns, road bikes, the Hot Cheeto Burrito, and neighborhood upgrades.
FORTIES & FOAMIES
Zyns and the Art of Road Bike Maintenance — Weekly #2
This weekend we completed the tour de pants, an 80 mile bike ride from PB to Laguna Beach. While everyone was lounging at the beach in the beaming 80 degree sun, we were sweating through our clothes in the Pendleton desert. This week we discuss how we replaced lost sweat, updates to Cass St. businesses, and the infamous Hot Cheeto Burrito.
“You’re not just buying a house; you’re buying a lifestyle.”
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Official Fuel Guide
What to eat to get from SD to Laguna on a bike:
• Donuts
• Gatorade
• Burritos
• Quesadilla
• 60 oz Diet Coke
• Milkshakes
• Electrolyte water
• More Gatorade
• Beer
• Pizza
• Red Bull
• Mai tais
• More beer
• Irish coffee
• McDonalds
Hot Cheeto Burrito Review
You pick up the phone and place your order. The stoic cashier chuckles. You imagine the chef smirking as he readys a tortilla.
The staff still smiles as you walk in the door. How long have those cheetos been here, you wonder? Where do they store them?
A burrito waits on the counter - the staff were too eager. Nacho cheese and chips have mixed.
I'll leave the rest up to your imagination.
NEIGHBORHOOD UPDATES
Cass St. Business Changes
Our favorite industrial zone.
Java Earth: Is the brick facade "beachy"? - please comment/reply your thoughts
Pacific Beach Laundry Co: The new owner is very kind to the homeless man outside.
Reader of the Week:
Cami (short for Camilo, aka Camy) - thanks for the email, Cami. I'll buy you a beer soon.
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